The War, Part 2

We stare down the Enemy, taking a good look at them

The Aliens wield weapons, ranging from tiny electronic ToiletPaper whips, to giant lazer guns.
The Aliens themselves range from tiny, small, large, and So-Big-That-When-They-Move-They-Kill-You.

So, basically, I didn't stand a chance. "RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!" I scream, and fire a stream of machine gun bullets, frying a few small ones, and Injuring a BIG one.
I pull out a Bazooka, and blast the biggest one in the head, causing him to wobble, but not fall. I fire again, and get Toilet Paper all wrapped around me. SLASH!!!! I slice the toilet paper, causing it to rip, but then it mends itself. "WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!" I yell at the toilet paper, and start shooting it with a Croaker, causing it to shatter. I fire again at the Giant, ripping his head off.

A stream of plasma zooms past me, making my hair raise. I retaliate by jumping and whacking the oppressor down with a Huge Flail, knocking him into another alien. Cairo leaps at a huge spider-like monster, and rips off a leg.
Clank jumps off my back, transforming into a sturdy looking, powerful robot, firing a missile at a spacecraft, falling and slamming into a giant, moments before explosion. The giant topples over, blocking the path for the front line.
I use this time to run into a cubicle, to jump over into another, making progress, eventually getting to the back of the squadron. Just before leaping to safety, 'ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!' I hit a Force-Field, smoking me out.