Day 8, The War

I wake up, being alerted by Clank that it is time to get up.
Stretching, I fire a few Raptor rounds at a boulder, leaving nothing but ash.

Suddenly, I have an urge to go for a swim, and a craving for Ice-Cream, so I create a Giant Pool of ICE-CREAM!
Not wanting to have people swim in the nude, I make a Force-Field around it. Finding a problem with this, I invent devives that slap on you're chest, and make a suit around you're body. These devices also allow you to pass through the Force-Field, and change the flavour of the dessert to whatever flavour you want, Including Boogie flavour (for Sean). The suits are made so that you can still eat, but no Ice-Cream goes on you, except for your mouth, of course. Making this, I focus ALL of my energy, and eventually create a whirlwind of power.
The whirlwind creates the Ice-Cream pool, the suits, and the Force-Field, but when I try to turn into a leopard, my powers are fried. I am Ratchet, for Now and Ever

After a brief swim, and a luxurious breakfast of Cookies and Cream,
I walk into the Warthog, and startup the Engine. I storm down the valley walls, only to find that the Warthog was broken overnight, and a Tire pops, leaving me tumbling down the steep slope. I am sent flying away from the explosion, as the power is like a Force Field.

The Explosion rattles me as Armor crushes my slight frame, causing me to wince, and I place my Helmet on, cooling my face with the air con.

The Warthog is ruined, and I suddenly feel that Isaac is doing something VERY stupid.
We walk to the Centre of the Valley, to find that the Ground is muddy and soft. I dive in, and whack my head on some rock, Fortunately, My Armour is used to Lazers, and Rockets, so a whack with a rock is easily absorbed.
We walk around, to find that it's like a stairwell, spiralling down to a capsule to the Dome. I do not need the Runes, but I must help Cairo, as I am Ratchet, and Alpha Clank is my Companion.

We find ourselves in a deserted alleyway, with nothing but a strange looking device, washed white, that somewhat looks like a toilet, (because of the pungeant smell).
Soon, an Alien comes, looking like this:

Seeing this evil creature, I shoot a stream of Bullets, whacking him(?) smack bam in the head, ripping it apart.
The droid explodes, sounding a screeching alarm: %^&*!%^&*!%^&*!%^&*!%^&*!
I do not understand the language, so I will just do it as this (strange mathematical symbols)


The Aliens language is equally foul as they storm through the toiletries, a few of which still had the substance hanging in rolls over the toilet walls, which may be toilet paper, hanging out of their butt's, still pulling their pants on.
The siren stops, creating an eerie silence between sides.
We stare down the enemy, taking a good look at them, strangely quite different from security robots.
Their image is below:

To Be Continued